hoarding this url.. I promise i'll use it

if i’ve just followed you it’s because it says I need to follow five people, and i’m genuinely worried it won’t let me hoard this url unless I do dklgjdhfgiorduhskdjfgdfg

omg it says I have to post a picture of myself and i’m worried it’ll take my url off me if I dont sdjkhagsoughrtpiu

so here